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Not Priest Priest

  • Last updated Aug 8, 2016 (Karazhan)
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  • 18 Minions
  • 12 Spells
  • Deck Type: Theorycraft
  • Deck Archetype: Reno Priest
  • Crafting Cost: 13360
  • Dust Needed: Loading Collection
  • Created: 8/7/2016 (Old Gods)
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Hey Guys! I've come up with an amazing solution to playing priest

Simple Answer: Don't

But if you really need that golden Lord of the Arena you HAVE TO LEVEL PRIEST!

So here's the solution I've come up with to not play priest as priest

Mind Vision allows you to steal your opponents cards therefor making sure that you're getting their card and not priest cards which we know are already absolute trash.

Shifter Zerus will most likely transform himself into a minion that isn't priest therefore ensuring you're not playing priest therefore being good at the game maybe you'll even get Lord Jaraxxus therefore ensuring you're not priest.

Sir Finley Mrrgglton can transform your hero power into one that isn't of the priest.  It's better this way.

Convert Play the opponents cards because we all know however well you build your deck theirs is better.

Lorewalker Cho Print may be dead just like Anduin's hopes and dreams of making it to blizzcon this year, but at least you can play you opponents spells which will be gifted to you until your hand is full.  Better than drawing Priest cards.

Millhouse Manastorm ensures the fact that if your opponent is playing freeze mage you die a quick and painless death.  It's easier than playing Priest.

Purify Hey remember when they added Tunnel Trogg therefore fixing shaman and bringing him to tier 1 on the release of League of Explorers?  Well this is what Priest gets instead, a slap in the face.

Thoughsteal Still better than playing priest.

Mindgames Maybe you'll get Shadow of Nothing just how much blizzard cares about this class.

Shifting Shade It's. Still. Better.

Faceless Manipulator Become their cards so you can be them not you.

Grand Crusader EVEN PALADIN IS BETTER THAN PLAYING PRIEST.

Illidin Stormrage YOU ARE NOT PREPARED for how bad Priest will be.

Reno Jackson Worthless in this deck with the duplicates.  Good.

Sideshow Spelleater I've come to terms.  Even flooding the board with totems is better than being Priest.

The Boogeymonster One of the worst legendarys to ever be added into the game, but playing a deck with 30 of these I could still have a better experience than playing as Priest.

Majordomo Executus Finally I can not be Priest anymore.

Nefarian More cards that also arn't from priest.  He and rag might not get along well though.

Nozdormu End the game faster so I can stop playing Priest.

Mind Control It's.  Still.  Better.

This deck is good against any deck that isn't any Warrior deck, Aggro Shaman, Totem Shaman, Control Shaman, Midrange Shaman, Zoolock, Renolock, Handlock, Suicidelock, Discardlock, AGGRO FREEZE MAGE, Tempo Mage, actual Freeze Mage, Token Druid, Maly Druid, C'thun Decks, Control Decks, Midrange Decks, Theorycraft Decks, Decks made by Fullas and Versart, Nonexistant Decks, no Rafaam will not take this deck, Pokemon trading card game, a bad anime, Bible Black, Blue Eyes White Dragon, 4 mana 7/7, Disneyland Warrior, Magic The Gathering 2004 expansion pack promos, Starcraft 2, Diablo, Overwatch, Will Legion Save WoW, Harambe, Team Forteress 2, Half-Life 3, and ANY DECK THAT ISN'T PRIEST.

 

So in conclusion, don't play Priest.  Play not Priest.

On a serious note though.  Bliz please fix Priest I really liked him.