Hearthpwn

Main goal of this deck is just to get the card back. There are other decks that go for the cow king.

I like the approach.

All other decks try to proc secrets and summon the cow king. They pretty much let the Wanderer get ahead and almost go unchecked while he behaves like an aggro edgelord - Hero Power, summon Imp Gang Boss/Flame Imp. If you play a spell damage minion, I'll summon 2 2/4 guys that hit you in the face for 2 each each turn. I am OP hurr durr. I'd rather play a control deck on ladder if that's what I liked getting done to me. Every "Cow King" deck Ive seen has to lose to this unfair boss twice, in order to win one game. I've never felt so much salt playing an AI before.

This deck one the other hand crushes the Wanderer and hunts him down like a rabid dog. Fuck you Dark Wanderer, I'm not interested in your Cow King, I'd rather kill you instead, because fucking scum like you deserves to be shit on. Also given that I'd a Win 5 Tavern Brawls quest, swift retribution was what I was in the mood for. Refreshing. Thank you.

It "works", but it is not good for getting to the Cow King or particularly fun to play.

Exactly my thought. Can never work if u actually pop all 3 secrets (lets say deathrattle, spelldmg + 15 hp)

But yes, it works if you just want your 1st win and card back.

Funny enough, it didn't work for me the first time I played it: boss was killing my Mana Wyrm, Red Mana Wyrm, Flamewaker and even Water Elemental with Siphon Soul, Power Overwhelming on chests of gold, Soulfire and Shadow Bolt right after I ended my turn. I had literary no board at all, even Mirror Images were obliterated. Additionally, I was able to pop all of his secrets (I got brawl, spell damage, battlecry - last two procced off from Azure Drake) right before I was able to play Fireball to finish him off, and the next turn I've got 30-health Cow King with board full of 2/2s vs me with 7 health.

tnx easy win

1 try. thx it worked :}

Second try. Thanks.