Hearthpwn

This is my drunkenly made version of the discard lock. It's the most amazing deck you can find online. It's true, It's amazing in every single way, simply amazing. 

So, in the early stages of this meta, I've experienced a couple of different decks. First of there are the pirate cunts who can't seem to divert from ruining everyone's experience of the game. I won't waste any more energy on these fuckers except for Tar Lurker. Get cucked.

Next off we have the rogues. They want to finish their quest. To cuck them we have mortal coils, other removal, etc. be sure to cuck them in every way possible (remove minions always and always). If these manlets pull off their quest cuck them with Fellfire Potion

Shamans are easy

Other warlocks are easy. This deck is superior in every single way. It's true. It's an amazing deck. It's true..

If this deck is somewhat well accepted by players I will expand more on my choices if I can remember them. If I can't I will, either way, make up some excuse as of why I made those choices. In the meantime be sure to cuck ladder. Good luck on the field of battle.