Boris Yenkov's Swiss Army Mage
- Last updated May 6, 2017 (Un'Goro Launch)
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Wild
- 18 Minions
- 12 Spells
- Deck Type: Ranked Deck
- Deck Archetype: Unknown
- Crafting Cost: 8680
- Dust Needed: Loading Collection
- Created: 4/29/2017 (Un'Goro Launch)
- FBC_Sage
- Registered User
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Battle Tag:
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Region:
EU
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Total Deck Rating
42
Hello filthy western pig.
My name is Boris Yenkov and I come from glorious motherland of Russia. After recent cultural infilitration holiday to your land of Europe I make breakthrough of best deck in game.
Boris' Swiss Army Mage is deck that has everything you can want in deck. It has old god C'Thun, it has goat face science teacher Kazakus, it has removal of board clear Flamestrike and make you discover win condition Primordial Glyph and Cabalist's Tome.
Boris has had much success in destroying tiny babby Europe ladder in only 30 game.
Here is screenshot of proof of Boris:
How to win every game ever
If you cannot reach legend ranking of 1 with this deck by simply playing it you are babby and must play babby phone game like candy crush instead.
Start of game hand hold of cards
In this space Boris will be of providing which of opponents requirements there are for card picking:
Bush Babby
Keeping of small cards with blue gem cost of less than 3
Angry Face
Keeping of small cards with blue gem cost of less than 3
Rouge
Keeping of small cards with blue gem cost of less than 3
Yellow Sexy Man
Keeping of small cards with blue gem cost of less than 3
Horse Legs
Keeping of small cards with blue gem cost of less than 3
Healer Babby
Keeping of small cards with blue gem cost of less than 3
Wrinkle Face
Keeping of small cards with blue gem cost of less than 3
Lightning Hammer
Keeping of small cards with blue gem cost of less than 3
Other Mage
If not playing mirror match, you win automatically by keeping of small cards with blue gem cost of less than 3
There are no substitutions in deck because this deck is best deck. Boris only share with filthy western dogs friends because he is tired of just winning without any competition all the time.
Boris will meet you at Rank 1.
EDIT: It seems western imperialism has made Boris' deck of much expensive to fellow comrades. Replacement of some cards are accepted by federation.
I actually managed to squeeze a few wins with this deck and went 3-2 with it.
But the curve is too high. Make sure you substitute 1 pyroblast for 1 wisp and maybe C'Thun for a second ice block.
This deck give new joy for play the game. So nice to slaughter western scum as you become legend. I make account just for of give many thanks comrade.
The destination is of no importance if the journey includes the slaughter of the west. Many thanks, comrade Muse!
Dirty Rat is of great importance! Replace with another rat Ironbeak Owl. Manic Soulcaster can be of replacement with Acolyte of Pain
Boris is of drinking to your great success! The vodka flows tonight comrade
Boris. Regret to inform you that I cannot help myself to add Antonidas in the deck. Twins are out.
Uncle Antony is of good card, friend. Replacement accepted by Boris and the Federation
Is it gonna suck hard against quest rogues?
Edit: nevermind, it sucks against like every decklist in ladder, didn't win a single game.
And no, I'm not noob, was a legend last 3 seasons.
Boris has suggestion of better entertainment for you: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.king.candycrushsaga&hl=en
Hello my Dear Friend, I'm from Russia. Like you Deck
Ауе, вечер в хату
Comrade,
I am not of having [card]Twin Emperor Vek'lor[/card], but I have most very satisfying game with win against silence priest on turn sevn with Inkmaster Solia into a Pyroblast to healer babby's pretty face.
Sincere opologies for swapping of cards. You have made a deck most fun!
Boris understands, comrade. Filthy western infiltration has hurt glorious motherland economy and card crafting is of much expense. Thank you for of trying Boris' deck!
Just faced a control Paladin. For 10 turns I was with 3 health AND 1 card in hand (thanks Servant of Yogg-Saron for soulfiring my face and not one of the other 5 minions on board , discarding my Firelands Portal ).
Primordial Glyph gave me Flamestrike . Babbling book a Blizzard. I also topdecked Flamestrike , PyroblASSted his Lightlord, Polymorphed his Tirion, Cabalist's Tomed a Vaporize that killed his 3/3 murloc. He had 10 cards in hand and 5 on his deck when he discovered an Avenging Wrath. LUCKY BASTARD!
Previously I have defeated a double Pyroblast freeze mage on fatigue with 2x +10 armor 8 damage Kazakus.
That Servant is getting the canned in favor of Elise, for some extra win condition (can never have too much win conditions)
Boris will look the other way for if replacement of cards.
Many thanks comrade. I drink ze wodka tonight as I make waste to Imperialist scum at very low ranks. For you I make record sheet in the name of the people:
Taunt Warrior: 2-1
Control C'thun Warrior: 1-0
Silence Priest: 1-2
I am not a Comrade Mage: 2-1
Quest Mage: 1-0
Aggro Druid: 1-0
Jade Shaman: 0-1
Ele Shaman: 1-0
The results of the people may vary.
Thank you comrade for making of record sheet! The new month brings many opportunities for destroying of imperialist scum
I use zis deck to vipe out ze imperialist scum, yez?
Boris confirms