Hearthpwn

"Run away. Hide in your precious keeps, behind your walls and your bodyguards. Night always falls, and shadows will fill your hallowed halls. One day, one of those shadows will be me."

"Run away. Hide in your precious keeps, behind your walls and your bodyguards. Night always falls, and shadows will fill your hallowed halls. One day, one of those shadows will be me."

Sneaking behind enemy lines isn't so different from being a line cook. People are hostile, something's on fire, and your only hope is to get out of there with all your fingers.

Go where??

Pocket smoke!

How can you be me when I am you?

Was actually a pretty nice guy before, you know, the whole Lich King thing.

Was actually a pretty nice guy before, you know, the whole Lich King thing.

"You three! Get in the cannon!"

The enormous creature unfurled terrifying claws dripping with poisonous ichor. King Togwaggle was pleased, but inwardly disappointed the great Nightmare refused to wear the candle.

If you count the 'seven' in the name, there's actually four total 7s, not three. Huge oversight from the designers.

C'Thun demands a sacrifice! Preferably a Deathwing.

C'Thun demands a sacrifice! Preferably a Deathwing.

Little did he know… it was really the talbuk leg that was cursed.

Throw your hands in the air! They cost (1).

You win some, you ransom.

You can't keep the streets clean if you're afraid to get your hands dirty.

"One for me and one for future me!"

Those who cannot remember their card history are doomed to repeat it.

Those who cannot remember their card history are doomed to repeat it.

Fish are friends, not food! Gilgoblins on the other hand…

"And Waxadred shall light their fires, with roaring breath hotter than pyres! Come before him, scamp and vandal, pledge your faith and lift your candle!"

Why fire your cannons strategically when you can fire them all at once?

Aren't Thistles prickly? Why would you drink them? I don't get Rogues.

The terms of service are constantly changing.

Though young, Aya took over as the leader of Jade Lotus through her charisma and strategic acumen when her predecessor was accidentally crushed by a jade golem.

Though young, Aya took over as the leader of Jade Lotus through her charisma and strategic acumen when her predecessor was accidentally crushed by a jade golem.

This giant crab loves to sink entire naval fleets, but it'll settle for a single dinghy in a pinch.

She was an ordinary castaway... until she found that cursed volleyball.

Junior explorers scan the night sky in fear of her candle’s flame!

Junior explorers scan the night sky in fear of her candle’s flame!

So is a Grand Empress an empress that's grand or an empress's empress?

A staunch ally of Rafaam, at least while the shinies keep flowing.

He just wants people to see his vacation photos.

You can't just leave a Luckydo somewhere. You gotta keep 'em with you! Especially in Gadgetzan!

A truly staggering 180 scribbles per minute!

It turns out you CAN take it with you.

Gallywix believes in supply and demand. He supplies the beatings and demands you pay up!

Long after the titans' departure, Mimiron dreamed of creating something with an approximation of their power. He may have actually succeeded!

Not even the sturdiest Highborne ship could survive the churning waters of the Sundering.

“Coggsprocket! We happy?" "Yeah, we happy."

When you actually are the sharpest tool in the shed.

The trolls of old embraced the gift A jewel of black for daggers swift No party lasts who finds the stone Those wielding it soon stand alone.

"I don't know how those got in there, but I'm blaming you two."

What could go wrong?

Two near-death experiences for the price of one!

Anduin will literally take your stuff and say it's a Shadow Word.

Live fast, die twice.

Rogues are not good joggers.

Rogues are not good joggers.

"You look familiar. Were you at my first funeral?"

Premium muggings at a discount price.

"Oil," "Rail," and "Blubber" were already taken.

"Oil," "Rail," and "Blubber" were already taken.

"Oil," "Rail," and "Blubber" were already taken.

Part of the deck, part of the crew.

World Record CTF Champion 16 years running.

You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps.

He is not a medical doctor.

Yeah, sure. That Ragnaros "fell off the back of a truck".

“… We’re gonna need a bigger board.”

Her parents own Scholomance. Of course she's going to play tricks on the students!

She learned exactly one thing from her old man: copying.

He can make ANYTHING look like a candle.

As Mimiron foretold: "Twinsies!"

For 5000g, you can just give the Jade Lotus any name and they will assassinate and/or embarrass them.

If this is the outcome of the robot uprising, then sign me up!